WHAT?? After 30 years married Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are separating?
If the male/female counterparts of one another can't make it work, who's next??
Ike already dumped Mike according to all those celebrity reports I keep hearing on the radio. Maybe soon we'll be eating Ben Ice Cream because Jerry feels they "just grew apart." Maybe Bert will separate from Ernie because some hot piece of pigeon tail stole his forever heart. No, no, NO!!!
Danny and Rhea were perfect for one another. He was the ying and she was the yang in their little shoebox of love. Bummer City USA.