Dear whoever-is-reading-this-blog-post,

Whoever sent this link to you wants you to know that just because Scarlett Johansson broke up with her boyfriend and is now single, it doesn't mean she's going to call you and ask you out.

It also doesn't mean that you're going to run into her accidentally at the gym while she's leaving and you're walking in, that you'll hold the door open for her, that she'll make eye contact with you, and that the two of you will instantly fall in love. That too will not happen.

Also - if you see a mythological pegasus on TV, it doesn't mean a horse with wings will appear in your back yard tomorrow morning, ask you to hop on, and give you a ride in the sky.

Sorry.