Michael Jackson's brother Jermaine has filed documentation to legally change his name from Jermaine JACKSON to Jermaine JACKSUN.

Why?? For "artistic reasons." Woah... that is deep...

How does it affect you?? Well I guess it doesn't. But it does affect me.

My new name is JACKSUN. Jacksun BLOO. Nice to make your acquaintance.

I'm wearing an artsy beret right now. I thought you should know. Now if you'll pardon me I have to go paint something or something...