This picture is making the rounds online right now:

Kim Kardashian, fresh off getting a "Vampire Facial." They take your blood, put it in a centrifuge to seperate the blood components, then put it back in your face!! It's supposed to give you skin like a baby. Yeah... looks like it... and the afterbirth still hasn't been wiped away *vomit*.

No thanks from me... but would YOU try these hot new "Vampire Facials?" Let me know in the comments.

PS -- Dear Kim Kardashian, you can't look hot with your own blood smeared all over your face so please stop trying. Thank you.