During a recent interview, Ke$ha came out and said she's got a little crush on One Direction member Harry Styles. Annnnd to take it even further (because it wouldn't be Ke$ha if she didn't bust out a "WTF moment"), she said she wants to spank the dude.
Maybe while I’m in London, I should put my feelers out and try to get Harry Styles. [If I could give him any message, it would be] text me any time. I could give you a little spank.
Let me be the first to say R.I.P. to Ke$ha -- because some crazy Directioner is clearly gonna spike her Jack with rat poison now.